Peter Parker: Spider-Man – Issues 31 and 32 (in One Small Break TPB)
Writer: Paul Jenkins
Penciler: Mark Buckingham
Inkers: Green / Ramos / Buckingham 

Have you ever been alone in your home and needed to get dressed or do some other naked activity? Of course you have. Now, the real question is, have you ever locked the door even though technically you didn’t really need to while you’re doing this? Maybe not? Well, Peter Parker didn’t, and he ran into QUITE the awkward situation.

Towards the beginning of issue 31, there’s a scene where Parker is naked after getting out of the bath and his busty blonde neighbor comes to the door. It’s out of a porno. Seriously. She knocks, and Peter says “don’t come in yet!” and she says, “did you say ‘come in’?” before opening the door. Of course he didn’t say come in! Anyway, she opens the door, sees him naked (with the exception of a towel covering his crotch), and the next page is full of cheesy pick-up lines like “do you work out?” and the like. Peter, of course, doesn’t give in to this sexy scenario, which kind of sucks because all backstory considered the guy could use a little sexual healing, but oh well.

In other news, that guy named Fusion totally doesn’t actually have the ability to change into different Marvel characters. Apparently, he only has the ability to persuade people into thinking that. I mean, persuasion is cool and all, but why couldn’t they just let him have this kickass combo? They better bring someone in sometime that can. If not, another publisher should — I’m looking at you DC. It was a cool idea.

I wish I had more to say, but I really don’t. Ummmm. Oh, we were reviewed on Blogged. Feel free to check it out, review us, or do whatever you want.

http://www.blogged.com/blogs/unflappings.html

Enjoy.