By: Guff28

Guff28 — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 04:04:40 +0000

To have a good indication of what your last words might be, you would have to know that you are indefinitely going to die, like getting diagnosed with some incurable fatal disease or being put into hospice and you know you will die if the doctors turn off the life support. I think then you would surprise yourself and come up with some pretty cool last words like “If you hit my headstone with a mower I will come back from the dead and kill you.” Or “You will never find my porn collection.” Your right though. What if you have some genius last words but the only one that’s around to hear them is your dog. I don’t have to think about what I might say. It’s just going to be some smart ass comment that won’t be funny at all and whoever hears them probably won’t care anyway. My last words will be written on my headstone, so be ready to see something along the lines of “I want some Mike and Ike” The candy not some guys named Mike and Ike geez get your mind out of the gutter.

By: allison

allison — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 20:26:22 +0000

this is such a juicy conundrum! true, last words are much harder to create in real life as death is but a mystery to most of us. i sometimes wonder what famous dead people might’ve said when they were about to pass. like, elvis. i wonder if he curled his lip and said something like, “damn, that banana/peanut butter sandwich is coming back up on me in heartburn form, uh-huh…” or if maybe james dean uttered, “i never even got to kiss rock hudson (sigh)…” i suppose we’ll never know. but if i get a choice, i think i’ll try and say something profoud and/or hilarious like, “what is that smell????” or “if only i’d gotten to _______________” i won’t know how to fill in the blank until death is upon me.

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