Don’t worry, repeat posts won’t be a future trend, but I felt bad that I never completed that Mortal Kombat post from a couple of weeks ago. Above is the picture in the back of the book. These are the creators of Mortal Kombat. I was innocently reading the comic and ran right into this. Now, I’m willing to forgive these guys for looking like this because, well, these looks were once fashionable . . . but that’s what I’d like to talk about.
 

How and why were these porn mustaches ever in style? I know I’m a straight male, but if I were to step in the shoes of a “looking” female, I would not see that mustache and think “sexy.” I’d be much more likely to think “convict.” In my opinion, these mustaches may be on par with zubaz pants as the worst fashion decisions ever. All I can say is that I’m glad women didn’t decide to sport these handlebars. I know they had their horribly anti-sexy poofy curly hair, but it may have been apocalyptic if they had decided to start sporting porn mustaches.