Wil and I have both been too busy to read today, but I have a quick story you all might enjoy. Last night I was flipping through channels and there was a commercial for some show Tyra Banks does. She was interviewing Jessica Alba and they showed a clip of the upcoming episode. In the clip, Banks asks Alba about her pregnancy and then asks if she can hear the gender of the baby. Alba says no, but Tyra Banks presses on with this lovely quote:

“You can tell me” or something very close to those lines (it was late at night).

Now, is that not the dumbest tactic or what? Oh yeah, this one is totally between me and you. The live studio audience doesn’t mean shit and neither do the millions of viewers across the nation. Surely none of the them will hear you tell me over the microphone and television speakers giving them the urge to tell other people or post it on the internet or tell the chattiest chatty Kathy of all chatty Kathys. SURELY NOT! Yes, Jessica, just between you and me. I’ll make sure to keep it nice and safe in my lockbox. 

Sheesh. Some TV personalities drive me nuts.

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