I’ve seen a lot of websites. Heck anyone has, but I’ll go out on a limb to say I browse sites more than most, and having created a few I can get bored very easily with the bad ones. I must say though that quirky writing of a site really makes me fuzzy inside. I don’t know how many of you out there have ever been to www.woot.com, but I highly suggest a look. Every day, they post a product there for a usually lower than normal price, and they sell it to you via money. Pretty standard for, you know, buisnesses. The thing that makes this site interesting is the absolutely amazing writers that are employed on staff. Whoever these writers are, bra-vo! They could make me want to buy a fifty dollar lip synching Elvis kareoke machine. I almost thought about it by the way. For example, I really must share with you all one of the product descriptions that made me pee my panties a little. (This is not reprinted with permission but as a disclaimer I did not write this at all, it was the Woot guys from Woot incorporate in Wootville USWoot, ,they rock). And be sure to sing in tune with the song Wonderwall by Oasis.

Today
Is gonna be the day
That I keep it all safe for you
By now
You should have figured out
That eight ports I’ve got for you
I don’t believe that any hacker
Will ever get at you
Since I’m here now

VP
That’s virtual private see
And a network makes the N
Netgear
You’ll never have to fear
Any time an email’s sent
I don’t believe even Neo
Could DoS your box
Since I’m here now

And I’ll take care of your Pass-through and Routing
And I’ll let you do setup with out pouting
And there are many things that I
Would like to do for you
So plug me in now

And baby
I’m vital to your network safety
And after all
I’m your Firewall
Yeah after all
I’m your Firewall

If you didn’t find that as funny and clever as I did, you clearly arnt a network engineer. Thats cool though, you came to this place to read about comics so it’s alright. No one will judge you for your inability to see pure cool via text. Either way, check the place out, at one time or another you will find a description that hits you just right, whatever your professor or joy is, and you will soar to new heights. Then in your euphoric state, you will probably buy whatever POS random product it is, just out of homage to those Woot guys. I dont blame you.

Also I am a proud owner of this shirt. Be envious.

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