X-0 Manowar: Vengance Trail (Issue #35)
By: Jorge Gonzalez
Penciller: Rik Levins
Inker: Randy Elliott
Colorist: Andrew Covalt

For the record, I have no idea if this is X-zero or X-oh. I’m going to think in my head it’s X-zero because that sounds cooler. But then they should have just wrote in zero instead of the sexually confused O.

Sometimes life can be a jungle, you could be wandering around with you’re faithful companion and band of barbarians only to have to hunt some over sized crocodile beasts. Your companion, i.e. your brain might tell you that you don’t need that crocodile, its too big, it’s pointless. But you don’t mow a lawn with a reel mower for the extra exercise, you do it to appease the barbarian king with its fine cut and natural mulching abilities. Now maybe you think that crocodile you killed will fill your belly and stop the hunger for love, but unfortunately you can’t eat it. It’s not for you, never.

But sometimes it’s also about the stupid things you do to get yourself in trouble. Things that just one second before the bad part comes, you know you were retarded for even considering. Like taking off your power armor to sit down at the feast table. You knew those barbarians were not to be trusted, but you drank their drug wine anyway. This lack of power armor represents me forgetting an oven mitt to get out the bunt cake this evening, come on, try to keep up here people. And boy does that burn. It burns like a reanimated reptile that’s about to tear you limb from limb.

At the end of the day you just need to look back on things and remember what you learned and how your buddy Snakebite may be lurking in the shadows to take revenge. Revenge is bittersweet though, much like the fudge frosting I made to put on that cake. But don’t let it consume you with how good it tastes, otherwise your life will be ruined like some fat person that doesn’t get any dates. I hope this helps in making those daily tough decisions.

Oh, and sprinkles are awesome.